What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
12.06.2025 00:01
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
Jennie Garth 'Never Felt More Confident' as She Poses In First Underwear Photoshoot at 53 - TooFab
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
Amazon reveals best books of the year so far: Suzanne Collins, S. A. Cosby make the list - USA Today
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”